Behold:the gorgeous fisheye 2. Here's what the Lomography website has to say about it.
Cheers! A votre sante, Alla Salute, Egé szé gé re, Kanpai, Na Zdrowie, Ooogy Wawa, Prosit, Salud, Saúde, Skal, Slainte, Wen Lie, Yasas, Za vashe zdorovye!The New Cocktail
Since the birth of the original Fisheye, we've been actively collecting feedback & suggestions on how to make our beloved little beastie an even stronger shooter. Using this invaluable data, we've concocted what is simply THE BEST COMPACT FISHEYE CAMERA EVER CONCEIVED. First off, the Fisheye No. 2 includes a “B“ setting – allowing the shutter to stay open and admit that goreous natural nightime light outside. Next, a multiple exposure switch enables as many shots as you like on the same frame. A fisheye viewfinder gives you a real view into the world you're shooting. A flash hotshoe allows for easy use with the wunderbar Colorsplash Flash. I tell you, this camera is a bona-fide Fisheye sensation, and the new treats don't end there. Place a Fisheye No. 2 to your lips & take a sip - does it taste familiar? It should! The tasty new cocktail in your hands is the second version of our world famous Lomographic Fisheye camera. Like the original, it captures nearly 180-degrees of your surrounding environment, it yields a nearly circular shot on a rectangular image, it can be used day or night, it looks incredibly suave, it's light and compact for easy pocket-carrying, and most importantly: it will absolutely knock you head over rear with its breathtakingly distorted and fierce images!
A camera for drinkers! Hey, I drink! And did you see that huge, sexy lens??
But seriously this little plastic fantastic camera can do all this:
Who knows when this sweet thing will ship out to me, or from which exotic locale it will depart. But when it get here, I will be ready. I get palpatations just looking at the picture of it. And there's some tingling. I'm embarking on an unnatural affair, here. I'm so excited! And, fuck! I'm such a dork! Anyway, I need a really sexy, possibly Russian-sounding name for my new playmate. Please give me suggestions in comments.
2 comments:
hmm. the only russian I know is this (and I'm spelling ENTIRELY phonetically here):
ya le blue teb-ya.
it means I love you. I learned it from my russian friend Irene. Irene isn't really a sexy name now is it?
my vote would be for Lolita. sexy. and made famous by a russian guy. does that work?
Svetlana. You could nickname her Lensey Lana.
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